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SIT ON ME
A 3D stealth and physics comedy where you play a sentient chair.
Described in the README. I haven't found a hosted copy of this one.
- State
- Prototype
- Last change
- Oct 18, 2026 · latest commit
- Page last reviewed
- Oct 29, 2026
The problem or experience
Humans freak out when a chair scoots, so you hold SPACE to freeze as innocent furniture, then sneak, sabotage rival furniture and evolve across five chairs.
Who it's for
Anyone who likes silly stealth games.
My contribution
It is my project, built with WebGL and Three.js. The repository is named 'chairgame'.
What works today
- The README describes red-light-green-light stealth, sabotage and five chair chassis.
Limitations
- I haven't played it.
- A similarly named site on Vercel is someone else's, so none is linked.
Evidence
- README and source · checked Oct 29, 2026
How you can get involved
Which chair is funniest?
- Tell me which chair deserves to be the funniest.